January 2011
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Expectations:
Reality:
INCEPTION
Cosmo. You're Gross. →
thefrenemy:
I think I am yakking up not only the contents of my stomach but the actual organ of my stomach as well. I suppose this is…a..joke? Well, jokes on me. I now can no longer eat yogurt or date men!
(I am calling the next male organ I see a purple-headed yogurt slinger and I expect my wedding to be sometime in the spring.)
(WHEN IS IT PURPLE?!?!?)
I'm still waiting on Bill & Ted's most triumphant...
oldfilmsflicker:
edskee:
If I was Peter Pan, and Tink had just sprinkled me...
detroitbred:
jonesgetbizzy
People do not seem to realize that their opinion of the world is also a...
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via thelastlines)
When people are surprised that I don't have a...
capitalhome:
| + O + ∆ = deathly hallows
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Yo Taylor. I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you...
cver:
…but Kirsten Dunst was Jake’s greatest girlfriend of all time.
OF ALL TIME.
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